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2020 · Dark Comedy · Medieval · Point & Click

How long isThe Procession to Calvary?

by Joe Richardson

3.5 hours

for the typical playerhalf of them between 2.5 hours and 4.5 hours

The Procession to Calvary cover

The Procession to Calvary among the 419 point-and-click adventures here

The whole tier list
BPlayed tier

#223

of 419

ranked by owners here who played past two hours

26%
got past 2 hours
−6 on the kind's 31%
0%
past 20 hours
about the kind's 1%
38%
launched it
−6 on the kind's 44%
89
libraries own it
1 in 28 of the 2,477 read here
The Procession to Calvary ↓
#1 Cursed#419
62% of its owners here never launched it. More or fewer than the next game?Play higher or lower

Do the first two hours of The Procession to Calvary tell you?

In the first two hours89%recommend it

After that98%recommend it

How this is counted

Half of its Steam reviewers had played 3.5 hours or less when they gave their verdict. The middle half sat between 2.5 hours and 4.5 hours.

One token is 1% of its Steam reviews, standing at the hours its author had played. Counted from about 1,590 Steam reviews, by the hours each author had played when they wrote theirs. It is not a time to beat.

13% of its reviews were written inside Steam's two-hour refund window, and 89% of those recommend it. After the window, 98% do.

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When would you get there?

4days

At an hour a night, you’d pass the typical player’s 3.5 hours on Wednesday, November 18.

Half of its reviewers had played between 2.5 and 4.5 hours: Nov 17 to Nov 19 at this pace.

How this is counted

The typical player's hours are the hours Steam reviewers had played when they wrote their review, not a time to beat. The days count from today, playing the hours the pace says on each day.

Where do players get filtered in The Procession to Calvary?

The filter

Duped!

7 of every 100 players got to this one and no further.

They hold Abuse Democracy and never earned it.

  1. Launched it100% launched it
  2. Abuse DemocracyI appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:10−4357% hold it
  3. Duped!My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness. -Psalms 38:5Filtered −750% hold it
  4. Who's a good boy!?The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2−149% hold it
  5. Magician's Assistant #1Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21−247% hold it
  6. Whoopsie!The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged. -Psalms 34:18−443% hold it
  7. Magician's Assistant #2The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23−340% hold it
  8. Magician's Assistant #3Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12−139% hold it
  9. King for a DayAnd I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6−138% hold it
  10. Appease the DevilYou are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44−137% hold it
  11. Treasure HunterThe Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:1237% hold it
  12. Win the Talent ShowThanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57−136% hold it
How this is counted

57% of the players who launched The Procession to Calvary hold Abuse Democracy, its first story achievement on Steam, and 36% hold Win the Talent Show, its last. The steepest drop comes between Abuse Democracy (57%) and Duped! (50%).

Steam's global achievement stats count everyone who ever launched the game, people still playing included. They are not a finish rate. The filter is the steepest drop between two story achievements; the players who never reached the first one barely started, and are never the filter.

Is The Procession to Calvary worth it?

Is The Procession to Calvary worth it? Probably not.

  • Pricey per hour

    A typical point-and-click adventure gives 1.4× the hours for the money

  • Loved

    98% recommend it after the refund windowmost point-and-click adventures: 91%

  • Often left unplayed

    38% of owners here have played itmost point-and-click adventures: 57%

How this is counted

At Steam's US list price of $9.99, the typical player's 3.5 hours come to $2.85 an hour. Past the two-hour refund window, 98% of its Steam reviewers recommend it. At $2.85 an hour, The Procession to Calvary costs more per hour than 307 of 428 point-and-click adventures here: the typical one of 428 point-and-click adventures here charges $2.00.

The price is Steam's US list price for the game by itself: not a sale price, a bundle or what anyone paid. The hours are the ones its reviewers had played, not a time to beat. Its kind (point-and-click adventures) is what the game is first, as a model that knows games named it once from a list of Steam's kinds (for a game it did not know, its strongest Steam tags name it), among the kinds with at least 20 priced games here; failing that, by its Steam genre. The going rate is the middle hourly cost of those games, and the receipt prices its typical hours at it. The words beside it compare it with its kind: loved is 90% recommending it or more, liked 80%, mixed 65%; it gets played when a quarter fewer of the owners read here never launched it than of its kind's typical game. Whether it holds up is drawn on the hours road above, and counts toward the one-word answer.

Where can I play The Procession to Calvary today?

Almost anywhere

PC, PS5, Xbox Series, Switch 2 and 5 more.

  1. todayPS42021
  2. todayXbox One2022in Digerati Presents: If You Don't Have Xbox Game Pass Bundle
  3. todayPC2026in The Immortal John Triptych
  4. todaySwitch2026in The Immortal John Triptych
  5. todayXbox Series2026in The Immortal John Triptych
  6. todaySwitch 22026in The Immortal John Triptych
  7. todayPS52026in The Immortal John Triptych
  8. todayAndroid
  9. todayiPhone
How this is counted

From IGDB, found by its Steam app: the machines The Procession to Calvary came out on and the year it first reached each, and the collections, ports, remasters and remakes that carry it. A machine counts for today while it, or the one after it, still plays its games and its store sells them: Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, Xbox One and Series, PC and phones. A PC release from before 2005 counts as gone, unless Steam sells it. IGDB does not say when a store stopped selling a release, so a delisted one can still show here.

Would you like The Procession to Calvary?

Give the ball your Steam profile link or name. It reads the games you own most like The Procession to Calvary, how long each held you against the typical player, and how long The Procession to Calvary would take you. Public profiles only. No account needed, and no library is saved.

How this is counted

It reads how long you tend to stay: across every game you've played whose typical hours it knows (free games left out), how often you went past the typical player and how often you left before half their hours. It glows when you often stay past them, dims when you often leave early, and needs five played games to read at all. Then it shows the games you own most like this one, by the same measure as the shelf of games like it, each with your hours against the typical player's.

Why not a forecast for this game: on 36,766 Steam libraries, how a player did on games like one told little beyond how long they stay in games at all, so those games are shown as evidence and never scored. Nothing of the library is kept.

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Public pages here, by the hours Steam has on this game. From two hours up, the most hours holds the page.

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How this is counted

Its own series apart, where it plays alike; then the games sharing the most of its strongest Steam tags, genres and themes, the better known ahead among the about as alike. A model that knows games read the list once: the ones it said do not play like this game are left out, the closest come first. Under each name, what sets it apart from The Procession to Calvary: a kind of game it is that The Procession to Calvary is not, a feature its tags carry that The Procession to Calvary's barely do, how many hours people play it, how its reviewers feel. Each case wears the hours its own page leads with.

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