A store clerk goes through your library out loud. Then he stamps it.
Public profiles only. Free, read-only, no account needed. About a minute, sound on.
Hear him rate a sample libraryHe checks them in this order and stamps the first that fits.
One game holds 60% of your hours, or more.
Four in ten of the games you played, put down inside two hours.
Under 10% never launched, under a quarter put down inside two hours.
60% of the library, or more, never launched.
2,000 hours or more in a single game.
Nothing played in two weeks, 100 hours or more on record.
None of the above.
The first four are only given to a library of twenty games or more. A library of fewer than five games, or one whose playtime Steam keeps private, gets no stamp.
Paste your Steam profile address, custom name, or SteamID64 above. The report on the library is drawn, and a store clerk goes through it out loud in about a minute: how much you own, the game you played most, the games you never opened and what they cost. He ends by stamping the library with one of seven verdicts.
The library, not the profile page. He reads the games you own, the hours Steam has on record for each, how many were never launched, how many were put down inside two hours, what you played in the last two weeks, and what the never-launched games cost at Steam's list price. Steam level, badges, artwork and friends are not part of it.
One-game wonder, Tourist, Actually plays them, Collector, Lives here, Retired and Regular. He checks them in that order and stamps the first that fits. The first four are only given to a library of twenty games or more.
No. The verdict is one stamp with the figures it rests on. The same report also places the library among the others read here by how many games it holds, as a share of libraries it is taller than, which is a number two people can compare.
He speaks, and every line is also printed on screen as he says it, so it reads with the sound off, and there is a key to mute him. Where a browser holds sound until a press, he waits behind his till for one.
He rates hours, so a library whose playtime Steam keeps private has nothing he can judge: Steam's setting "Always keep my total playtime private" reports every game at zero minutes. A library of fewer than five games is not rated either. Your profile and game details also need to be public: in Steam, open Edit Profile, then Privacy Settings.
No account and no Steam sign-in are needed. The report is read-only and uses only what your Steam privacy settings already make public. No library is saved. Each game in it adds one to that game's counts across the libraries read here, and those counts hold no SteamID.
Every game at Steam's list price today, and how much of that sum was never opened.
Every game added up, all time: the number Steam never shows.
What the same report says about the games you own and never launched.