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2015 · Memes · Parody · Satire

How long isNotTheNameWeWanted?

by NotGames

50 minutes

for the typical playerhalf of them between 25 minutes and 2 hours

Rarely seen through: only 12% of the players who launched it hold its last story achievement.

Do the first two hours of NotTheNameWeWanted tell you?

In the first two hours87%recommend it

After that86%recommend it

5 of every 20 thumbs-down came after the window had closed, 15 while a refund was still possible.

How this is counted

Half of its Steam reviewers had played 50 minutes or less when they gave their verdict. The middle half sat between 25 minutes and 2 hours.

One token is 1% of its Steam reviews, standing at the hours its author had played. Counted from about 2,550 Steam reviews, by the hours each author had played when they wrote theirs. It is not a time to beat.

77% of its reviews were written inside Steam's two-hour refund window, and 87% of those recommend it. After the window, 86% do. Of the players who gave it a thumbs-down, 25% were already past the window; the typical thumbs-down came 45 minutes in.

When would you get there?

Tonight

At an hour a night, you’d pass the typical player’s 50 minutes tonight.

Half of its reviewers had played between 25 minutes and 2 hours: tonight to Oct 22 at this pace.

How this is counted

The typical player's hours are the hours Steam reviewers had played when they wrote their review, not a time to beat. The days count from today, playing the hours the pace says on each day.

Where do players get filtered in NotTheNameWeWanted?

The filter

Search and Destroy

16 of every 100 players got to this one and no further.

They hold Big Deal and never earned it.

  1. Launched it100% launched it
  2. Hello, my name is Kenneth.Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!−5050% hold it
  3. Comm Plete Wy Als Lev AlComplete Wales.−743% hold it
  4. Big DealComplete Swindon.−1132% hold it
  5. Search and DestroyDestroy the first piece of evidence.Filtered −1616% hold it
  6. Uncover and Cover UpDestroy the fourth piece of evidence.16% hold it
  7. Find and F*** UpDestroy the sixth piece of evidence.16% hold it
  8. Sorry, Went For a CuppaDestroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?−115% hold it
  9. Now Then, Where Were We?Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.15% hold it
  10. That Can't Be RightDefinitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.15% hold it
  11. Oh I Give UpAll this counting is boring.−114% hold it
  12. Great Traffic AdventureComplete the Game.−212% hold it
How this is counted

50% of the players who launched NotTheNameWeWanted hold Hello, my name is Kenneth., its first story achievement on Steam, and 12% hold Great Traffic Adventure, its last. The steepest drop comes between Big Deal (32%) and Search and Destroy (16%).

Steam's global achievement stats count everyone who ever launched the game, people still playing included. They are not a finish rate. The filter is the steepest drop between two story achievements; the players who never reached the first one barely started, and are never the filter.

Would you like NotTheNameWeWanted?

Give the ball your Steam profile link or name. It reads the games you own most like NotTheNameWeWanted, how long each held you against the typical player, and how long NotTheNameWeWanted would take you. Public profiles only. No account needed, and no library is saved.

How this is counted

It reads how long you tend to stay: across every game you've played whose typical hours it knows (free games left out), how often you went past the typical player and how often you left before half their hours. It glows when you often stay past them, dims when you often leave early, and needs five played games to read at all. Then it shows the games you own most like this one, by the same measure as the shelf of games like it, each with your hours against the typical player's.

Why not a forecast for this game: on 36,766 Steam libraries, how a player did on games like one told little beyond how long they stay in games at all, so those games are shown as evidence and never scored. Nothing of the library is kept.

@foxworks holds this page

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Public pages here, by the hours Steam has on this game. From two hours up, the most hours holds the page.

Games like NotTheNameWeWanted

All 30 games like NotTheNameWeWanted, and which you already own
How this is counted

The same series first, then the games sharing the most of its strongest Steam tags, genres and themes, the ones of a similar typical length ahead. Each case wears the hours its own page leads with.