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2023 · Bullet Hell · Roguelike · 2.5D

How long isNoobs Want to Live?

by 元气弹工作室(GD Studio)

9 hours

for the typical playerhalf of them between 4.5 hours and 16 hours

A real bargain: 55¢ an hour, cheaper than 833 of 880 casual games here.

Does Noobs Want to Live hold up?

Holds steady

Do the first two hours of Noobs Want to Live tell you?

In the first two hours77%recommend it

After that90%recommend it

16 of every 20 thumbs-down came after the window had closed, 4 while a refund was still possible.

How this is counted

Half of its Steam reviewers had played 9 hours or less when they gave their verdict. The middle half sat between 4.5 hours and 16 hours.

One token is 1% of its Steam reviews, standing at the hours its author had played. Counted from about 5,020 Steam reviews, by the hours each author had played when they wrote theirs. It is not a time to beat.

It holds steady: between 90% and 92% recommend it at every stage past the first two hours.

8% of its reviews were written inside Steam's two-hour refund window, and 77% of those recommend it. After the window, 90% do. Of the players who gave it a thumbs-down, 82% were already past the window; the typical thumbs-down came 7.5 hours in.

When would you get there?

9days

At an hour a night, you’d pass the typical player’s 9 hours on Thursday, October 29.

Half of its reviewers had played between 4.5 and 16 hours: Oct 25 to Nov 5 at this pace.

How this is counted

The typical player's hours are the hours Steam reviewers had played when they wrote their review, not a time to beat. The days count from today, playing the hours the pace says on each day.

Is Noobs Want to Live worth it?

Is Noobs Want to Live worth it? Yes.

  • A steal

    4.1× the hours of a typical casual game, for the same money

  • Loved

    90% recommend it after the refund windowmost casual games: 92%

How this is counted

At Steam's US list price of $4.99, the typical player's 9 hours come to 55¢ an hour. Past the two-hour refund window, 90% of its Steam reviewers recommend it. At 55¢ an hour, Noobs Want to Live is cheaper per hour than 833 of 880 casual games here: the typical one of 880 casual games here charges $2.29, so the same $4.99 buys 4.1× the hours.

The price is Steam's US list price for the game by itself: not a sale price, a bundle or what anyone paid. The hours are the ones its reviewers had played, not a time to beat. Its kind (casual games) is named by its strongest Steam tags, a narrow kind before a wide one, among the kinds with at least 20 priced games here; failing that, by its Steam genre. The going rate is the middle hourly cost of those games, and the receipt prices its typical hours at it. The words beside it compare it with its kind: loved is 90% recommending it or more, liked 80%, mixed 65%; it gets played when a quarter fewer of the owners read here never launched it than of its kind's typical game. Whether it holds up is drawn on the hours road above, and counts toward the one-word answer.

Would you like Noobs Want to Live?

Give the ball your Steam profile link or name. It reads the games you own most like Noobs Want to Live, how long each held you against the typical player, and how long Noobs Want to Live would take you. Public profiles only. No account needed, and no library is saved.

How this is counted

It reads how long you tend to stay: across every game you've played whose typical hours it knows (free games left out), how often you went past the typical player and how often you left before half their hours. It glows when you often stay past them, dims when you often leave early, and needs five played games to read at all. Then it shows the games you own most like this one, by the same measure as the shelf of games like it, each with your hours against the typical player's.

Why not a forecast for this game: on 36,766 Steam libraries, how a player did on games like one told little beyond how long they stay in games at all, so those games are shown as evidence and never scored. Nothing of the library is kept.

Games like Noobs Want to Live

All 30 games like Noobs Want to Live, and which you already own
How this is counted

The same series first, then the games sharing the most of its strongest Steam tags, genres and themes, the ones of a similar typical length ahead. Each case wears the hours its own page leads with.