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The story of South Park: The Stick of Truth

6 parts, from the opening to the ending. Read it before South Park The Fractured But Whole. This page tells the ending.

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  1. Kupa Keep

    You were the New Kid, newly arrived in South Park with parents who wanted you to make friends. Butters brought you to Cartman's backyard kingdom. Cartman named you Douchebag and enlisted you against Kyle's elves. Their prize was the Stick of Truth, an ordinary stick they treated as all-powerful. You recruited Cartman's warriors and recovered it from Jimmy, the elves' bard.

  2. The Alien Crash

    You were abducted by aliens that night and escaped their ship alongside Randy Marsh. The ship crashed into the mall, spilling green goo. By morning, government agents had disguised the wreck as a Taco Bell construction site. While recruiting the Goth Kids, you infiltrated the site and discovered that the goo created Nazi zombies. The government's cleanup plan threatened the surrounding neighborhood.

  3. The School Battle

    You were drawn into competing claims about the missing stick. Cartman blamed the elves; Kyle accused Cartman of hiding it. Which leader you supported, and whether you betrayed him during the school battle, depended on you. Either way, Clyde revealed himself as the thief. Banished by Cartman earlier, he had built a fortress and gathered an army that included real zombies.

  4. New Allies

    You fought Underpants Gnomes that night and gained powder that let you shrink. You also overheard that your parents had moved to hide your unusual gift from the government. With Cartman and Kyle united against Clyde, you sought the girls' help. You investigated a rumor, recovered clinic records, and traveled to Canada for a translation. The girls then joined the attack.

  5. Clyde's Fortress

    You stormed Clyde's fortress with your new allies. Inside, Randy warned you that government agents had hidden a nuclear device inside Mr. Slave. You shrank yourself, entered his body, and disarmed it. Clyde then used the alien goo to resurrect Chef as a Nazi zombie. You defeated Chef, recovered the stick, and ended Clyde's attempt to take over the game.

  6. Princess KennyThe ending

    You learned why the government wanted you: you could make Facebook friends at an extraordinary rate. When you refused its offer, Princess Kenny sided with its agent and drank the goo. You defeated the seemingly unbeatable zombie Kenny by farting on his balls, unleashing a flash that cured the infection. Afterward, you and the boys threw the stick into a lake. You spoke at last, dismissed them, and went home.

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