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1997 · Psychological Horror · Villain Protagonist · Horror

How long isPOSTAL?

by Running With Scissors

3 hours

for the typical playerhalf of them between 55 minutes and 5.5 hours

Does POSTAL hold up?

Holds steady

Holds up seal

At least 95% of its Steam reviewers recommend it at every stage from 2 to 100 hours played.

Earned when at least 90% of a game's Steam reviewers recommend it at every stage past the first two hours, counted over three or more stages of 200 reviews each, with no stage 5 points below an earlier one. Every game that holds it.

How this is counted

Half of its Steam reviewers had played 3 hours or less when they gave their verdict. The middle half sat between 55 minutes and 5.5 hours.

One token is 1% of its Steam reviews, standing at the hours its author had played. Counted from about 14,700 Steam reviews, by the hours each author had played when they wrote theirs. It is not a time to beat.

It holds steady: between 95% and 96% recommend it at every stage past the first two hours.

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When would you get there?

3days

At an hour a night, you’d pass the typical player’s 3 hours on Tuesday, November 17.

Half of its reviewers had played between 55 minutes and 5.5 hours: tonight to Nov 20 at this pace.

How this is counted

The typical player's hours are the hours Steam reviewers had played when they wrote their review, not a time to beat. The days count from today, playing the hours the pace says on each day.

Where do players get filtered in POSTAL?

The filter

Half-mast hard-on

14 of every 100 players got to this one and no further.

They hold Oh, you press F1! and never earned it.

  1. Launched it100% launched it
  2. Oh, you press F1!Start the second level.−6733% hold it
  3. Half-mast hard-onComplete level 10.Filtered −1419% hold it
  4. Get a girlfriendComplete the game.−217% hold it
How this is counted

33% of the players who launched POSTAL hold Oh, you press F1!, its first story achievement on Steam, and 17% hold Get a girlfriend, its last. The steepest drop comes between Oh, you press F1! (33%) and Half-mast hard-on (19%).

Steam's global achievement stats count everyone who ever launched the game, people still playing included. They are not a finish rate. The filter is the steepest drop between two story achievements; the players who never reached the first one barely started, and are never the filter.

Where did you leave it?

Stopped part way? Your Steam profile brings back the story so far, read aloud, up to the last story achievement you hold. Nothing past it.

No Steam, or played it elsewhere?

Where can I play POSTAL today?

Almost anywhere

PC, PS5, Switch, PS4 and 1 more.

  1. todayAndroid2015
  2. todayPC2016remade
  3. todaySwitch2020remade
  4. todayPS42021remade
  5. Dreamcast2022
  6. todayPS52024remade
How this is counted

From IGDB, found by its Steam app: the machines POSTAL came out on and the year it first reached each, and the collections, ports, remasters and remakes that carry it. A machine counts for today while it, or the one after it, still plays its games and its store sells them: Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, Xbox One and Series, PC and phones. A PC release from before 2005 counts as gone, unless Steam sells it. IGDB does not say when a store stopped selling a release, so a delisted one can still show here.

Would you like POSTAL?

Give the ball your Steam profile link or name. It reads the games you own most like POSTAL, how long each held you against the typical player, and how long POSTAL would take you. Public profiles only. No account needed, and no library is saved.

How this is counted

It reads how long you tend to stay: across every game you've played whose typical hours it knows (free games left out), how often you went past the typical player and how often you left before half their hours. It glows when you often stay past them, dims when you often leave early, and needs five played games to read at all. Then it shows the games you own most like this one, by the same measure as the shelf of games like it, each with your hours against the typical player's.

Why not a forecast for this game: on 36,766 Steam libraries, how a player did on games like one told little beyond how long they stay in games at all, so those games are shown as evidence and never scored. Nothing of the library is kept.

@tyr holds this page

  1. 1st@tyr27 h
  2. 2nd@eltorga9.7 h
  3. 3rd@ermoldan3.7 h
  4. 4th@horny1.3 h
  5. 5th@foxworks35 min
  6. 6th@deafsuki35 min
  7. 7th@ravage23 min
  8. 8th@veliallast13 min

Public pages here, by the hours Steam has on this game. From two hours up, the most hours holds the page.

What did people here do with POSTAL?

  • 1 in 37

    Name 100 runs say its name: players asked to name 100 games from memory

How this is counted

Counted from the Steam libraries read here and the pages kept here, not from all of Steam's players. A case is one owner, or one in twenty of them when there are more.

Games like POSTAL

  1. 1

    Hatred

    POSTAL, but darker, and open world

    Liked · 85%Games like Hatred

  2. 2

    RUINER

    POSTAL, but cyberpunk, and twice the hours

    Liked · 89%Games like RUINER

  3. 3

    Shadowgrounds

    POSTAL, but with aliens

    Liked · 82%Games like Shadowgrounds

  4. 4

    Halo: Spartan Assault

    POSTAL, but sci-fi, and more divisive

    Mixed · 78%Games like Halo: Spartan Assault

  5. 5

    Alien Breed 2: Assault

    POSTAL, but co-op, and third-person

    Mixed · 70%Games like Alien Breed 2: Assault

  6. 6

    The Hong Kong Massacre

    POSTAL, but with bullet time, and more divisive

    Mixed · 72%Games like The Hong Kong Massacre

All 30 games like POSTAL, and which you already own
How this is counted

Its own series apart, where it plays alike; then the games sharing the most of its strongest Steam tags, genres and themes, the better known ahead among the about as alike. A model that knows games read the list once: the ones it said do not play like this game are left out, the closest come first. Under each name, what sets it apart from POSTAL: a kind of game it is that POSTAL is not, a feature its tags carry that POSTAL's barely do, how many hours people play it, how its reviewers feel. Each case wears the hours its own page leads with.

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