2019 · Comedy · Horror · Co-op
How long isGranny Simulator?
by Nick Kestle
3 hours
for the typical playerhalf of them between 1 hour and 5.5 hours
On the short side for a casual game: 3 hours for the typical player, shorter than 620 of 879 casual games here.
82% recommend it at 0 to 2 hours
95% recommend it at 2 to 5 hours
94% recommend it at 5 to 10 hours
94% recommend it at 10 to 20 hours
Does Granny Simulator hold up?
Holds steady

At least 94% of its Steam reviewers recommend it at every stage from 2 to 20 hours played.
Earned when at least 90% of a game's Steam reviewers recommend it at every stage past the first two hours, counted over three or more stages of 200 reviews each, with no stage 5 points below an earlier one. Every game that holds it.
Made this game? Put the seal on your site
<a href="https://www.videogamebacklog.com/game/granny-simulator#seals"><img src="https://www.videogamebacklog.com/game/granny-simulator/seal/holds-up.png" width="160" height="160" alt="Granny Simulator: Holds up. At least 94% of its Steam reviewers recommend it at every stage from 2 to 20 hours played."></a>Do the first two hours of Granny Simulator tell you?
In the first two hours82%recommend it
After that95%recommend it
6 of every 20 thumbs-down came after the window had closed, 14 while a refund was still possible.
How this is counted
Half of its Steam reviewers had played 3 hours or less when they gave their verdict. The middle half sat between 1 hour and 5.5 hours.
One token is 1% of its Steam reviews, standing at the hours its author had played. Counted from about 6,260 Steam reviews, by the hours each author had played when they wrote theirs. It is not a time to beat.
It holds steady: between 94% and 95% recommend it at every stage past the first two hours.
38% of its reviews were written inside Steam's two-hour refund window, and 82% of those recommend it. After the window, 95% do. Of the players who gave it a thumbs-down, 31% were already past the window; the typical thumbs-down came 1 hour in.
When would you get there?
3days
At an hour a night, you’d pass the typical player’s 3 hours on Friday, October 23.
Half of its reviewers had played between 1 and 5.5 hours: tonight to Oct 26 at this pace.
How this is counted
The typical player's hours are the hours Steam reviewers had played when they wrote their review, not a time to beat. The days count from today, playing the hours the pace says on each day.
Is Granny Simulator worth it?
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One hour, at list price
Granny Simulator
- Steam list price, US
- $4.99
- Typical player
- ÷ 3 h
- casual game rate
- $2.31/h
- 3 h at that rate
- $7
List price. Not a sale price,
not what anyone paid.
Is Granny Simulator worth it? Yes.
Good value
1.4× the hours of a typical casual game, for the same money
Loved
95% recommend it after the refund windowmost casual games: 92%
How this is counted
At Steam's US list price of $4.99, the typical player's 3 hours come to $1.66 an hour. Past the two-hour refund window, 95% of its Steam reviewers recommend it. At $1.66 an hour, Granny Simulator is cheaper per hour than 586 of 879 casual games here: the typical one of 879 casual games here charges $2.31, so the same $4.99 buys 1.4× the hours.
The price is Steam's US list price for the game by itself: not a sale price, a bundle or what anyone paid. The hours are the ones its reviewers had played, not a time to beat. Its kind (casual games) is named by its strongest Steam tags, a narrow kind before a wide one, among the kinds with at least 20 priced games here; failing that, by its Steam genre. The going rate is the middle hourly cost of those games, and the receipt prices its typical hours at it. The words beside it compare it with its kind: loved is 90% recommending it or more, liked 80%, mixed 65%; it gets played when a quarter fewer of the owners read here never launched it than of its kind's typical game. Whether it holds up is drawn on the hours road above, and counts toward the one-word answer.
Would you like Granny Simulator?
Give the ball your Steam profile link or name. It reads the games you own most like Granny Simulator, how long each held you against the typical player, and how long Granny Simulator would take you. Public profiles only. No account needed, and no library is saved.
How this is counted
It reads how long you tend to stay: across every game you've played whose typical hours it knows (free games left out), how often you went past the typical player and how often you left before half their hours. It glows when you often stay past them, dims when you often leave early, and needs five played games to read at all. Then it shows the games you own most like this one, by the same measure as the shelf of games like it, each with your hours against the typical player's.
Why not a forecast for this game: on 36,766 Steam libraries, how a player did on games like one told little beyond how long they stay in games at all, so those games are shown as evidence and never scored. Nothing of the library is kept.
What did people here do with Granny Simulator?
1 in 1,740
Name 100 runs say its name: players asked to name 100 games from memory
How this is counted
Counted from the Steam libraries read here and the pages kept here, not from all of Steam's players. A case is one owner, or one in twenty of them when there are more.
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