What is a Steam pile of shame?
Your pile of shame is every game you own but have never played. The analyzer counts each Steam game with zero recorded playtime, shows the pile as an actual stack of game cases, and tells you what share of your library you have never touched.
How do I see my unplayed Steam games?
Sign in through Steam, or paste your Steam profile URL, vanity name, or SteamID64 into the analyzer. It reads your public library through the official Steam Web API and lists every game you have never launched. No account needed, and nothing is installed or changed.
Where do I find my Steam profile URL or SteamID?
Easiest: press "Sign in through Steam" and we find it for you. Manually: in the Steam client or on steamcommunity.com, click your name and choose View Profile, then copy the address bar URL — it looks like steamcommunity.com/id/yourname or steamcommunity.com/profiles/7656119…. If the client shows no address bar, enable it under Settings → Interface.
Can I try it without a Steam account?
Yes — press "Throw a sample pile around" and the analyzer loads a real public Steam library so you can see the full reveal and toss the 3D cases yourself. The sample is clearly labeled; when you want your own numbers, sign in through Steam or paste your profile.
Why can't the analyzer see my games?
Steam hides game details by default. In Steam, open Profile → Edit Profile → Privacy Settings and set both "My profile" and "Game details" to Public. The change can take a few minutes to reach the Steam API.
What counts as a never-launched game?
Any game where Steam has recorded zero minutes of playtime. If you played something offline or before Steam tracked hours, Steam may still report it as unplayed — the analyzer reports exactly what Steam reports.
How is the backlog clear date calculated?
It assumes roughly 12 hours of main story per unplayed game, then divides that total by your current pace — your Steam playtime from the last two weeks projected forward. If you played nothing in the last two weeks, the honest forecast is that the pile never shrinks.
Is it safe? Do you store my Steam data?
The analysis is read-only and uses only data your Steam privacy settings already make public. Nothing is saved to a database. Signing in through Steam is optional and happens entirely on Steam's own site — it only tells us your SteamID, never your password, and creates no account here.